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megabitch 

Same as bitch but is the epitome of the word. A contestible female who is self absorbed, materialistic, and often conniving.
Person 1: I won't even deal with (lisa), she'll screw you in a second, and won't think twice.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.
megabitch by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Megabitchron 

This word is used to describe a girl who takes being a bitch to a whole new level. Although the regular word to describe this kind of girl is "megabitch," this particular girl is the leader of a group of bitches (who can be referred to as bitchcepticons.) The word is derived from the words "megatron" (the leader of the the decepticons in transformers), and "megabitch."
Guy: "Oh that girl is such a bitch, and it's only because she has a big ass!"

Girl: "I know! She's a megabitchron! I hate her and her bitchcepticons!"
Megabitchron by Thegodwatcher October 9, 2010

Two Flush Megashit 

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

Megabitch 

A bitch so bitchy that can shift any room from happy to mad within seconds.

They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.
“Gosh Dan, my sister seeks to ruin my day every chance she gets.”

“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”

“...What?”
Megabitch by Görm Rat-el June 21, 2020

megabitch 

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."
Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.
megabitch by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009

Megacity 

A city and/or metropolitan area with a very high population or average density. A megacity is generally considered to be an urban agglomeration with a population of at least 10 million, though the United Nations defines it as a metro area that is home to at least 5 million people living in an area of consistent urban-level density. Most of the world's megacities are in the developing world — particularly sub-Saharan Africa and South and East Asia — which is rapidly urbanizing to the same high percentage that is seen in the United States, Latin America, and Western Europe. However, these cities are generally built with little in the way of construction regulation or public infrastructure. By the year 2030, it is estimated that more than 60 percent of the world's population will be urban.
Today the largest megacity is by far Greater Tokyo, with includes the nearby cities of Yokohama and Kawasaki and is home to nearly 35 million people; however, its current population growth is practically stagnant. The other nine largest are:

* Mexico City, D.F. (22,350,000)
* New York (22,150,000)
* Seoul, South Korea (22,050,000)
* São Paulo, Brazil (20,000,000)
* Mumbai (Bombay), India (19,400,000)
* Delhi, India (19,000,000)
* Los Angeles (17,750,000)
* Tehran, Iran (15,000,000)
* Jakarta, Indonesia (16,850,000)
* Osaka, Japan (16,750,000)

Smaller megacities include Bogotá, Colombia; Lagos, Nigeria; Manila, the Philippines; Shanghai, China; Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; Beijing, China; Karachi, Pakistan; London; Paris; Istanbul, Turkey; Chicago; Cairo, Egypt; Dhaka, Bangladesh; Ruhr Valley, Germany; and Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Megacity by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007