14 definitions by BriggsBriggs
the demographic of Franciscan University students that genuinely don't want the best for you. they are never there for you when you need and will eventually stop talking to you altogether. they also only talk to girls if they're trying to get something out of them. they never ask people to grab a meal as way of getting to know them.
Brian: We should get lunch
Annaliese: ew weird, I'm creeped out right now
Briggs: you're just used to the 5%. welcome to the ninety-five
Annaliese: ew weird, I'm creeped out right now
Briggs: you're just used to the 5%. welcome to the ninety-five
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
when a girl is so attractive that she's used to getting attention from guys all the time. It causes her to never understand or appreciate genuine interaction with men and she finds herself surrounded by people who don't actually care about her. Meanwhile goodhearted men watch from a distance just wishing they had the opportunity to treat her right if only she just gave them the chance.
Mitch: I don't understand why Sydney is dating that asshole. She's so beautiful, she could get anyone she wanted
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:
Aaron: She doesn't even realize it but she's got pretty girl syndrome
Mitch: I'll go tell her she's ugly!
Aaron:
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
the period of one's life when they are stripped of superficial joys and left in complete desolation as a means of cleansing and growth
Will: I'm just so depressed and lonely all the time. I've tried everything
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly
by BriggsBriggs March 29, 2022
it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
a dude who doesn't know how to be single. it's not that he desperate for girls' attention but he just always finds a another girlfriend whenever he breaks up with one because he wants to
James: Her name is Martha. We've been dating since November.
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
Paul: Didn't you and Jessica break up in October?
James: Yeah
Paul: You're a girlfriender, aren't you?
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
a very popular hip-hop dance that developed in the early 20s, made known most notably on Franciscan University of Steubenville campus, widely acclaimed to be a combination of the floss and that one dance that Pennywise does in IT when in the sewer
by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022