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getting hammered drinking drunk you know
getting hammered isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. Hammered Harmer
Anyone who spews on a bus... Started by Daniel Harmer after spewing on a college bus after getting "Hammered" on 4 Bottles of Lambrini.
(Bus Trip)
Daniel: *SPEW*
Calum: OMG We have a Hammered Harmer here.
2. lehigh university
An exceptional institution in Bethlehem, Pa dripping with tradition. The # 18 business school in the nation and the engineering program is tops as well. Most Lehigh business students graduate and get jobs for the big 4 accounting firms, making mad money.

The kids at LU are awesome. Everyone gets hammered and you can find a party every single day at school. Work hard- play hard is the mantra and we love getting hammered and peeing ourselves. Everyone is in Greek Life and The Hill is the place to go.

Its Monday night...what are you doing tonight?

Getting hammered on The Hill at Lehigh University.
3. Beeblebrox's gambit
A tactical manuver, used while getting hammered, that involves sending down more drinks to report on or asses the progress of previous ones. Popularized by Zaphod Beeblebrox
"Hey, maybe I gotta send down a couple more drinks. You know, to see what the first few are doing."

"Dude, beeblebrox's gambit only makes sense when you're ALREADY hammered. I think you've had enough"
4. hammered dogshit
1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
5. getting your tits wet
the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.
you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry
6. Hanaa Hammered
Getting intoxicated to the point of no return.
"Man I was drunk last weekend"

Buddy: "Yeah you were totally wasted?"

"Yeah I was Hanaa Hammered"
by SlickPimp Jun 3, 2005 share this
7. Bro-hammered
Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.
That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.