| 1. | self-inflicted cumshot | ||
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a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face. 1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye. |
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| 2. | Self Inflicted Insomnia | ||
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Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days. A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes. Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia. Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks. Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me. |
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| 3. | Self-Retardation | ||
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The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation. "Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
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| 4. | self inflicted cumshot | ||
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When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face. '' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''
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| 5. | siv | ||
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Self inflicted Violence or cutting Teachers and school boards trying to fight off the new wave of Self inflicted violence or SIV
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| 6. | Self Sweltie | ||
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A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself. I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.
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| 7. | inflicted | ||
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to cause pain by self or by others Morgan had broken bones inflicted by Rex.
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