Bloopy's definitions

Peanut Slab

A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company

I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.

We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

The Big D

A nickname for Dannevirke, a town in New Zealand.

The Big D is really not very big at all!

We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!

by Bloopy October 1, 2005

loliologist

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.

Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.

by Bloopy February 4, 2006

penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.

Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

chained

To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.

Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.

Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.

by Bloopy July 4, 2006

Minnesota chrome

A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.

There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!

by Bloopy October 22, 2009