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penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.
Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Nizzle Zizzle

I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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rhetorical answer

An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.

Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
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categorically

A word used by politicians and company board members to avoid telling a lie.
I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.

I categorically deny all charges brought against me.
by Bloopy September 14, 2005
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Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.
Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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mewp

A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'
Mewp?

Mewp, Mewp!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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The Big D

A nickname for Dannevirke, a town in New Zealand.
The Big D is really not very big at all!

We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!
by Bloopy October 1, 2005
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