Bloopy's definitions
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the Nizzle Zizzlemug. When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
Get the fitsplainmug. A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
Get the pediddelmug. The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the sock juicemug. To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.
Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
by Bloopy July 7, 2006
Get the zapmug. A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the shy bearmug. The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 10, 2010
Get the wombmug.