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I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.
I categorically deny all charges brought against me.
I categorically deny all charges brought against me.
by Bloopy September 14, 2005
Get the categoricallymug. When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
Get the fitsplainmug. The number 3.
Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the Alabama pimug. I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.
We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.
I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.
I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
Get the trailblazermug. To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.
Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.
Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
by Bloopy July 4, 2006
Get the chainedmug. He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
Get the grodymug. 1. Taking something fundamental and applying it in practice. A combination of the words fundamental and implementation.
2. Taking something ordinary and making it fundamental.
2. Taking something ordinary and making it fundamental.
The programmers completed fundamentation of their code before adding minor features and details on top.
The political party undertook some major fundamentation of their financial policies to gain support and show they had a solution when the markets were in crisis.
The political party undertook some major fundamentation of their financial policies to gain support and show they had a solution when the markets were in crisis.
by Bloopy March 31, 2009
Get the fundamentationmug.