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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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zap

To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.

Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
Don't zap me, I might fall over and hurt my head!

We zapped Jake so much he peed his pants!
by Bloopy July 7, 2006
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The Big D

A nickname for Dannevirke, a town in New Zealand.
The Big D is really not very big at all!

We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!
by Bloopy October 1, 2005
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womb

The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 10, 2010
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squamatic

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.
Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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leddidep

A car with only one working taillight. The word is formed by reversing pediddel, the word for a car with only one working headlight.
Hey, that's not a motorbike ahead, that's a leddidep!
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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pwntang

Put simply, pwntang is poontang that pwns
Damn, I had some fine pwntang in the weekend!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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