Bloopy's definitions
The number 3.
Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.
A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the Alabama pimug. I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.
We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.
I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.
I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
Get the trailblazermug. When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
Get the fitsplainmug. The fear of being convicted of a crime you didn't commit, especially a major one resulting in jail time or perhaps even the death penalty. From Greek lanthasmenos meaning wrong or mistaken, and katadiki meaning conviction.
After all the serious false accusations made by his ex-wife, Bob started to suffer from lanthasmenokatadikophobia.
by Bloopy September 9, 2010
Get the lanthasmenokatadikophobiamug. When it's unclear whether something is shameful or shameless. You may feel shameful after committing a shameless act, or vice versa. Formed using shame and ambiguous.
The obese man felt shamebiguous after running down the street naked.
Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.
Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.
by Bloopy March 3, 2010
Get the shamebiguousmug. The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.
Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.
Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!
Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the blame the pixelmug. by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the dwuftymug.