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Cold War

The Cold War was a secret conspiracy between the presidents of the USA and USSR, whereby both countries would spend billions of dollars on military and defense and make it look like they considered each other a threat, when their true worry was that Earth would be invaded by aliens, after occurrences such as the Roswell incident.
Some people would say that dead spies and starving USSR citizens were a small price to pay for the amazing technological advances made during the Cold War.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.
I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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mulah

Money, cash, dosh, etc...
I found a wallet stacked with mulah the other day.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Mumvee

A vehicle similar to the Humvee. A Mumvee is the next logical step above the SUV, and is always driven by Moms. The most offroad driving a Mumvee ever does is when picking up children from school. See also: MILF Mobile
The Mumvee is such a large vehicle compared to the SUV, that you could crash into a skyscraper and topple it without any injury to your children in the back seat.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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lashed out

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.
Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!
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lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.
We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!
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Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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