What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.
Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.
A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to
, and is possibly an abbreviation of
. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as
, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.
Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.
Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.
Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!
To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also:
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for
, clap your hands.
A word used by politicians and company board members to avoid telling a lie.
I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.
I categorically deny all charges brought against me.
To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.
Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.
Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
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