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When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.
The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the rat mug.Predominant, but specifically in terms of pondering instead of dominating. Something which has a monopoly or superior influence on your thoughts or senses, even though other things of the same type might exist.
The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.
To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.
The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.
The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
by Bloopy March 10, 2008
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Get the sweetastical mug.The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.
Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.
Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.
Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.
Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!
Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!
by Bloopy August 27, 2009
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These errors go beyond mere 'anatopism' (referring to something is in the wrong geographic location but at least on the correct planet). Also analogous to anachronism, where something is in the wrong time.
These errors go beyond mere 'anatopism' (referring to something is in the wrong geographic location but at least on the correct planet). Also analogous to anachronism, where something is in the wrong time.
If a sci-fi novel set in the Andromeda galaxy used the months January to June, that would be an anacosmism because the Roman Empire and their calendar never existed in Andromeda.
by Bloopy September 14, 2024
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The obese man felt shamebiguous after running down the street naked.
Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.
Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.
by Bloopy March 3, 2010
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