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lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.
We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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pwntang

Put simply, pwntang is poontang that pwns
Damn, I had some fine pwntang in the weekend!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Mumvee

A vehicle similar to the Humvee. A Mumvee is the next logical step above the SUV, and is always driven by Moms. The most offroad driving a Mumvee ever does is when picking up children from school. See also: MILF Mobile
The Mumvee is such a large vehicle compared to the SUV, that you could crash into a skyscraper and topple it without any injury to your children in the back seat.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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chained

To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.
Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.

Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
by Bloopy July 4, 2006
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grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.
I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
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scan

A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.

This homework assignment scans so bad.

This haunted house is too scanny for me.

He's been scanning since he was born.

Bob is the ultimate scan master.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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