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forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
by Bloopy May 18, 2005
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wwoofer

A person who is a member of WWOOF.
by Bloopy October 6, 2005
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air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.
Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!
by Bloopy December 31, 2011
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squamatic

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.
Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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zap

To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.

Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
Don't zap me, I might fall over and hurt my head!

We zapped Jake so much he peed his pants!
by Bloopy July 7, 2006
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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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pediddel

A car with only one working headlight. Coined by writer/actor/comedian Rich Hall. A pediddel is often mistaken for a motorbike. Recently it has become more common to spell it pediddle, as popularized by the pediddle game where you shout the word if you spot a car with one working headlight.
Hey look, here comes a pediddel!

Careful Dave, watch out for that pediddel.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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