Bloopy's definitions
To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.
Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them.
Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
Pat is chained to working long hours because he doesn't have the guts to quit his job and get a better one.
by Bloopy July 4, 2006
Get the chainedmug. A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the scanmug. I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
Get the grande baguettemug. Any object or thingamajig specifically kept in bathrooms, particularly if it's a complex gadget with lots of buttons.
Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Sorry, I knocked your querafansibles all over the bathroom floor.
Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.
There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.
There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
by Bloopy September 12, 2025
Get the querafansiblemug. To make a fool out of someone, or take advantage of them, so that they feel embarrassed or shamed as if they had been lashed by a whip.
We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.
Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.
You got lashed!!
Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.
You got lashed!!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the lash outmug. A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the Peanut Slabmug. What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.
Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.
The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
by Bloopy January 11, 2009
Get the squeammug.