Bloopy's definitions

Uncle Bully

A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.

A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.

You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

mewp

A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'

Mewp?

Mewp, Mewp!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Alabama pi

The number 3.

Using the number 3 instead of the real value for pi because you are no better at math than the average redneck.

A hoax news article posted on the Internet saying that Alabama was changing the value of pi to 3. Many people believed that Alabama would actually do this.

I just did some real quick calculations in my head using Alabama pi.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

yabunde

An exclamation of thrill, excitement, or satisfaction.

Yabunde!

Yabundeeeeee!

Yaaaabuuunndddeeeeeee!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).

Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

penis cut

A haircut similar to a bowl cut and usually longer at the back, which makes a person's head the shape of the end of a penis.

Nice penis cut you've got there Anthony, now go shove your head up your momma's fuzzy flounder!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

lashed

When someone is made a total fool of or completely embarrassed. A shorter form of lashed out.

Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.

I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005