Bloopy's definitions

lanthasmenokatadikophobia

The fear of being convicted of a crime you didn't commit, especially a major one resulting in jail time or perhaps even the death penalty. From Greek lanthasmenos meaning wrong or mistaken, and katadiki meaning conviction.

After all the serious false accusations made by his ex-wife, Bob started to suffer from lanthasmenokatadikophobia.

by Bloopy September 9, 2010

anacosmism

Something or someone that is not in its correct universe, dimension or cosmic location. Coined by Jennifer Diane Reitz to label errors in fantasy literature where people or things described are specific to Earth and ought not to exist in the fictional universe of the work.

These errors go beyond mere 'anatopism' (referring to something is in the wrong geographic location but at least on the correct planet). Also analogous to anachronism, where something is in the wrong time.

If a sci-fi novel set in the Andromeda galaxy used the months January to June, that would be an anacosmism because the Roman Empire and their calendar never existed in Andromeda.

by Bloopy September 14, 2024

shamebiguous

When it's unclear whether something is shameful or shameless. You may feel shameful after committing a shameless act, or vice versa. Formed using shame and ambiguous.

The obese man felt shamebiguous after running down the street naked.

Sarah felt shamebiguous for slapping her sleazy boss in public.

by Bloopy March 3, 2010

blame the pixel

The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.

Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Minnesota chrome

A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.

There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!

by Bloopy October 22, 2009

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.

The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005