BlastMaster's definitions

fecic

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

by BlastMaster September 23, 2003

rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo

Acronym for:

Rolling On The Stupid Fucking Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Piece-Of-Shit Son-Of-A-Bitch Ass All The Way The Fuck Off!

"You cum bubble from an elephant's butt..."
"lol!!! rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo!!!"

by BlastMaster May 3, 2004

APIT

Armor Piercing Incindiary Tracer (projectile)

Use an APIT round when you assassinate Carrot Top!

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Carrot Top

See obnoxious

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

befoul

To make dirty or unpleasant.

Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?

by BlastMaster May 25, 2003

day of defeat

A game that is not 1, not2, but infinite steps up from Counter-Strike, which is a favorite of close-minded individuals and infantile morons.

Among the countless advantages of Day of Defeat, you do not get as many immature little kids complaining about hackers, and the damage level and recoil is such that the game requires skill and is a learning process.

by BlastMaster May 15, 2003

awp

A sniper rifle firing the .338 Lapua Magnum round (not .50 caliber, Cherokee Jack, you idiot). The most powerful weapon in the popular game, Counter Strike, which is a favorite of infantile morons and people who would thank themselves for graduating to Day of Defeat

by BlastMaster June 19, 2003