BlastMaster's definitions

belch

Often used as a synonym for burp. A belch, however, is an obscenely loud, thunderous, and often foul-smelling burp.

A belch rang out signaling that the fat man had finished his meal.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

ROF

An abbreviation for "Rate of Fire." This is used only over the internet when weaponry is the topic. Elsewhere, one would say "Rate of Fire"

The MG-42 machine gun has a much higher rof than the MG-34.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo

Acronym for:

Rolling On The Stupid Fucking Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Piece-Of-Shit Son-Of-A-Bitch Ass All The Way The Fuck Off!

"You cum bubble from an elephant's butt..."
"lol!!! rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo!!!"

by BlastMaster May 3, 2004

APIT

Armor Piercing Incindiary Tracer (projectile)

Use an APIT round when you assassinate Carrot Top!

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Carrot Top

See obnoxious

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

grid

The part of a vacuum tube that controls the electron flow. Often two posts with a wire wrapped around them to form a ladder-like structure.

Some tubes need a grid bias, and some don't.

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

dora

A German railway cannon used during World War II. The Dora cannon had a bore of 800mm and fired high explosive shells that were disigned to penetrate several meters deep into any surface. This cannon was cabable of knocking out ammunition storage areas deep under ground. This cannon was so large that it had to run on two sets of tracks, and it could only be turned when there was a turn in the tracks (the gun did not have a turret or similar device). The Dora cannon no longer exists. When the Allies found it, it was in pieces.

The only good that came from Hitler's reich was a multitude of awesome weapons, one being the Dora cannon.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003