BlastMaster's definitions

regenerative

see radio
A type of radio circuit that amplifies by feeding the output signal back into the input (regenerating) in such a manner that the signal is strenghtened.

If you improperly adjust the feedback on a regenerative receiver, it becomes a transmitter and will mess up the neighbors' radios!

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

Carrot Top

See obnoxious

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

APIT

Armor Piercing Incindiary Tracer (projectile)

Use an APIT round when you assassinate Carrot Top!

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

Plate

The anode in a vacuum tube; the surface to which electrons are attracted.

If you use the 201A tube as an amplifier, you should give it a plate voltage of 90 volts.

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

grid

The part of a vacuum tube that controls the electron flow. Often two posts with a wire wrapped around them to form a ladder-like structure.

Some tubes need a grid bias, and some don't.

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

fecic

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

by BlastMaster September 23, 2003

rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo

Acronym for:

Rolling On The Stupid Fucking Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Piece-Of-Shit Son-Of-A-Bitch Ass All The Way The Fuck Off!

"You cum bubble from an elephant's butt..."
"lol!!! rotsfflmgdmfpossoabaatwtfo!!!"

by BlastMaster May 3, 2004