BlastMaster's definitions

barf

verb: The premature expulsion of consumed materials through the mouth and nose.
noun: The material that is expelled in the manner described above.

Oooooh I shouldn't have ordered the "Septic Surprise." I think I'm gonna barf!

by BlastMaster June 12, 2003

chopper

1. A Thompson submachine gun.
2. The rotating part of a mechanical siren
3. A helicopter

1. "Hand me that chopper" (from movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
2. The sirens chopper is responsible for producing sound. It "chops" the air stream.
3. The chopper should be here any minute!

by BlastMaster December 30, 2003

RC

A regenerative radio reciever built by Westinghouse in the early 1920's. The RC consisted of the RA (reciever) and DA (amplifier) units placed in one enclosure.

The Westinghouse RC was one of the first radios produced for home use.

by BlastMaster June 6, 2003

grid

The part of a vacuum tube that controls the electron flow. Often two posts with a wire wrapped around them to form a ladder-like structure.

Some tubes need a grid bias, and some don't.

by BlastMaster June 16, 2003

dora

A German railway cannon used during World War II. The Dora cannon had a bore of 800mm and fired high explosive shells that were disigned to penetrate several meters deep into any surface. This cannon was cabable of knocking out ammunition storage areas deep under ground. This cannon was so large that it had to run on two sets of tracks, and it could only be turned when there was a turn in the tracks (the gun did not have a turret or similar device). The Dora cannon no longer exists. When the Allies found it, it was in pieces.

The only good that came from Hitler's reich was a multitude of awesome weapons, one being the Dora cannon.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

fecic

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

by BlastMaster September 23, 2003

APIT

Armor Piercing Incindiary Tracer (projectile)

Use an APIT round when you assassinate Carrot Top!

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003