Bill the Cat's definitions

draftman's dream

Flat as a ruler and lies still.

That girl is a draftman's dream.

by Bill the Cat May 16, 2008

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

pilgrim

Someone who wants something for nothing.

Like a Pilgrim who came across the ocean he wanted help from the Indians while giving nothing in return.

by Bill the Cat April 21, 2008

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

rocks over rocks in a dirty glass

A fictional drink immortalized in a Flintsones episode. To drink it shows that you're really tough.

Bartender, I'll have rocks over rocks in a dirty glass.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

Chevy Chase

A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.

We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.

by Bill the Cat May 17, 2008

bullshirt

A euphemism for bullshit which was a popular t-shirt slogan during the 1970s.

This is nothing but bullshirt.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008