Bill the Cat's definitions

vertical jogging

Sex standing up, the opposite of horizontal jogging.

Me and my girfriend did some vertical jogging in the phone booth last night.

by Bill the Cat May 15, 2008

bullshirt

A euphemism for bullshit which was a popular t-shirt slogan during the 1970s.

This is nothing but bullshirt.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

D-list

A derogatory term for a person/group considered undesirable, as in Do not call, Do not invite, Do not talk to, Do not be seen with, etc.

e.g. a D-list actor always gets turned down for roles and may even be turned away from going to auditions.

by bill the cat October 13, 2008

w-word

The four letter word w-o-r-k.

My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Carouche

A vampire whose first feeding was on animal blood, who will always need animal blood to live.

A carouche is not to be confused with a Vegetarian Vampire and is considered a lower class of vampire. The character Screed from the Forever Knight tv series was such a vampire who fed on rats.

by bill the cat December 9, 2008

brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat October 23, 2008

f-bomb

When a girl dumps you and says "we can still be friends". The ultimate destroyer of relationships.

My girlfriend dropped the f-bomb last night.

by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008