Bill the Cat's definitions

f-bomb

When a girl dumps you and says "we can still be friends". The ultimate destroyer of relationships.

My girlfriend dropped the f-bomb last night.

by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

British disease

The post WW2 pattern decline of British workmanship due to industrial unrest and labour strikes.

Margaret Thatcher cured England of the British Disease during the 1980s.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008

Welsh rarebit

A dish from Wales made with old cheese melted on toasted bread. Often called Welsh rabbit because it is thought the people of Wales were to poor to eat meat.

The restaurant has Welsh rarebit on the menu.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

tank wipe

The lowest job in most organizations and is usually assigned to a newbie or someone so useless nobody knows what to do with. Mentioned several times in King of the Hill and at Strickland Propane the job was to wipe the propane tanks to prevent the sun from heating them up. But still not demeaning as a butt wipe.

The boss' girlfriend was just sitting around doing her nails so we assigned her as a tank wipe .

by Bill the Cat May 21, 2008

swallow

In espionage a swallow is a beautiful female operative used to seduce or entrap men with promises of sexual favors. The male equivalent is a raven.

During the cold war the Soviet K.G.B. typically used a swallow to seduce intelligent targets.

by Bill the Cat May 1, 2008

Carouche

A vampire whose first feeding was on animal blood, who will always need animal blood to live.

A carouche is not to be confused with a Vegetarian Vampire and is considered a lower class of vampire. The character Screed from the Forever Knight tv series was such a vampire who fed on rats.

by bill the cat December 9, 2008