Bill the Cat's definitions

Spanish padlock

A chastity belt jealous husbands made their women wear during the Middle Ages.

A Spanish padlock guards the women's virtue while her husband is off to fight in the Crusades.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

f-bomb

When a girl dumps you and says "we can still be friends". The ultimate destroyer of relationships.

My girlfriend dropped the f-bomb last night.

by Bill the Cat May 10, 2008

furback

A slang term for illegal aliens who sneak into the United States from Canada. The term was used by a hispanic judge in 1996 Sliders episode "As Time Goes By" where in an alternate universe the United States was settled by the Spanish so gringo furbacks were coming from Canada instead of wetbacks from Mexico.

The furbacks are trimming my hedges.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

Chevy Chase

A Maryland town just outside of Washington, D.C. which was formed long before a certain SNL castmember was born.

We drove to Chevy Chase but when we got there we forgot we left our pet dog tied to the bumper.

by Bill the Cat May 17, 2008

shithawk

An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.

Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.

by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008

British disease

The post WW2 pattern decline of British workmanship due to industrial unrest and labour strikes.

Margaret Thatcher cured England of the British Disease during the 1980s.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008