143 definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Snowball fight

When you make snow into a ball and throw it at people, but your secret is that it’s not snow is actually ice.

Why is David in the hospital?
He got in another snowball fight…

What a girl says to you when you get out of the shower and your wanker is all shriveled up.

Albert: gets out of the shower
Kylie: damn nigga, you gotta arctic dick.

A game everyone loved when they were younger, especially loved by serial killer trying to hide the bodies of 7 year olds.

When you buy your face in a day omans cleavage and spin your head around like your an autistic kid having a seizure.

Random nigga: Damn, I would love to motorboat Ankha from animal crossing
Other random nigga: Im guessing you have Twitter?

When you masturbate and a school of sperm comes out

Man, I masturbated more times than how many people are in my school!
Must of been a school of sperm

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.

I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

When you wanna fuck somebody up, so you learn this thing called, fucking martial arts, what else did you think it was gonna be called retard.