23 definitions by Big aldo

with default

To denote someone who isn’t on facebook when checking into an establishment

Checking into the sports bar with stuart aka with default the guy with no face in create mode lol

by Big aldo September 8, 2020

Efficiency king

To do the absolute minimum in the workplace, making sure all tasks are completed to a minimum standard with absolutely no extras.

Lol he just does his work and leaves almost as if he knows his employer is nothing more than the medium by which money enters his account, he’s such an efficiency king.

by Big aldo January 1, 2022

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

memedonk

Someone so dumb that their life is adversely effected by the simple act of reading a facebook meme

I unfollowed her, she’s such a memedonk, with her calafornia karma hippy bullshit

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

like yon tae

All inclusive phrase used to respond to a boring conversation just to say something back.

Question - ‘ i’m bored, what are you up to?’

Response - same mate, like yon tae.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 8, 2020