Straight White Males

a group of people which the media associates with the cause of their problems.

SJW: if you are Straight, White, and a Male, then you are literally hitler, and are a disgrace to humanity.
Straight White Males: Hi

SJW:"Triggered"

by Obamagaming32 December 12, 2020

straight white male

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)

Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"

by verygentlemen December 23, 2021

Straight White Male

Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.

Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD

“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”

“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”

by QuixExpo March 19, 2021

A straight white male

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG December 1, 2019

Straight White Male Day

a man who only likes vaginal intercourse that is caucasian

oh bro, i wish i was white on Straight White Male Day

by 2ucf October 15, 2021

Straight Cis White Male

People who often can't take their own medicine or accept that they're not oppressed.

Mike: "Lmao if only white people could season their food!"
John: "IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED, YOU'D CALL ME A RACIST! STUPID racial slur!"
Mike: "They already are, stfu man. Straight cis white males really are the biggest snowflakes."

by PhatCoochieLips May 30, 2020

Straight Cis White Male

World's biggest problem and disgust. Showers with a 3in1 shampoo, and probably uses nor/mal pronouns, doesn't respect women, gay people, says ''No homo'', or the n-word.

Amy: Did you saw that Straight Cis White Male?
Hannah: OMG, yes he is so disgusting!

by DJNezinu March 6, 2021