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A dump so powerful that one feels the need to yell out "MEGA DUMP" as it's coming out. Frequently is an out of water experience, resulting in a dry docked dump.
Dude, did you hear Sean lay out a MEGA DUMP a few minutes ago? He clogged the toilet with just shit, not even any toilet paper. That guy needs to modify his fiber intake.
by Big Status February 9, 2009
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A massive dump streak left behind in a gas station bathroom after flushing.
Jesus dude, I just went to use the bathroom at Chevron and some guy had laid down a brutal road burner, I gagged and threw up in the sink.
by Big Status February 9, 2009
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A man or woman who has amounted to very little in life, frequently is found on couches eating chips, or napping during the day in bed.

Can often be seen watching ESPN, or reality television, rarely has a job, and usually neglects personal hygiene like brushing their teeth in the morning, or putting on deodorant.

Diet usually consists of hot pockets, microwave burritos, taquitos, and pot stickers.
Dude, Kevin is a total slough ass. That schmuck logged 14 hours on the couch today playing madden 2005, and then: he farted when my mom came by to drop off my mail. What a loser.
by Big Status February 9, 2009
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