BeardedFatass's definitions

McFart

(n) a very lethal expulsion of gas through the anus, characterized by being extremely warm and quiet, and is often used to strip paint

(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart

McDonald's makes me McFart.

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004

ch

(n) the fourth letter of the Spanish alphabet

Would someone please explain to me how ch is a letter?! It's TWO letters: c + h, which are BOTH already in the Spanish alphabet! How is ch its own letter?! (Don't even get me started on rr...)

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

(n) a dirty bomb

I heard Bush now wants to look for weapons of ass destruction on Uranus.

by BeardedFatass February 3, 2004

vagine

(v) to bleed from the vagina
Inflected forms: vagined, vagining

Aw, man! Josh Babcock vagined all over my sofa!

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

96

(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks

After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

pussy juice

(n) the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough

You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you? Sick bastard.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002