37 definitions by Balfdor
The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
by Balfdor July 8, 2006
The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.
Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
by Balfdor June 13, 2006
by Balfdor December 2, 2006
Delusions Of Grandeur
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
by Balfdor August 11, 2006
An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.
May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.
May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.
by Balfdor December 24, 2006
by Balfdor December 23, 2006