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37 definitions by Balfdor

 
1.
dog
Man's best friend, next to TV.
Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
by Balfdor December 02, 2006
 
2.
The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
How do you like them apples!?
by Balfdor December 10, 2006
 
3.
me
Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.
Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?
by Balfdor November 19, 2006
 
4.
fag
Someone who turns a normally civil conversation or situation into something unpleasant or troublesome.
Example 1

Disgruntled guy: Well I just got off work and I'm about to head home, so...
Homeless guy: Hey man could you give me a dollar
Disgruntled guy: Fuck off ya fag

Example 2

Tim: John go get me a root beer
John: You can probably get up and get it yourself
Tim: Dude... don't be a fag
John: Don't call me a fag you ass master
by Balfdor June 21, 2006
 
5.
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor June 11, 2007
 
6.
rug
Something that really ties a room together.
The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski
by Balfdor January 10, 2007
 
7.
Medicine for the soul
"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital
by Balfdor December 09, 2006