37 definitions by Balfdor

rug

Something that really ties a room together.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski

by Balfdor January 10, 2007

cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.

The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!

by Balfdor June 7, 2007

me

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.

Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?

by Balfdor November 19, 2006

keg nog

Code for beer at a Christmas Eve party.

I'll bring the cookies and mistletoe if you bring the keg nog.

by Balfdor December 24, 2006

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 11, 2006

apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:

How do you like them apples!?

by Balfdor December 10, 2006

blind

Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.

What, are you blind? That's wet cement.

by Balfdor June 16, 2007