7 definitions by BadSeedSam
Bubba: Where you going for Southern Speed Dating this year?
Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.
Jim Bob: Weez all headin to The Redneck Mecca.
by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022
Verb: The act of telling a white lie and getting "caught" or "got" by multiple people at the same time.
Most frequently told as a story about an individual at a gathering to produce comedic laughter, shame, or ridicule.
Can also be a successful prank with multiple layers and people resulting in public humiliation.
Most frequently told as a story about an individual at a gathering to produce comedic laughter, shame, or ridicule.
Can also be a successful prank with multiple layers and people resulting in public humiliation.
Girl 1: You know Felicia?
Girl 2: Yaaaaa
Girl 1: She "got got got" by Chris
Girls: Bye Felicia!
CroMagnon 1: Dat funny!
CroMagnon 2: Huh? Wah?
CroMagnon 1: TumTum "got got got!"
Girl 2: Yaaaaa
Girl 1: She "got got got" by Chris
Girls: Bye Felicia!
CroMagnon 1: Dat funny!
CroMagnon 2: Huh? Wah?
CroMagnon 1: TumTum "got got got!"
by BadSeedSam January 14, 2022
A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.
Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.
Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.
Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.
Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS
by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022
A gigantic pinch of snuff, dip, or tobacco placed in your mouth.
Typically renders you speechless.
Primary seen in the mouths of farmers, red necks, or baseball players.
Typically renders you speechless.
Primary seen in the mouths of farmers, red necks, or baseball players.
by BadSeedSam January 14, 2022
Noun: The sweaty dead skin build up under a males ball sack
Is removed by bathing regularly with a wash cloth
Synonyms: fumanda cheese, fromunda cheese
Is removed by bathing regularly with a wash cloth
Synonyms: fumanda cheese, fromunda cheese
Trainer: What was that nasty shit in you jock strap?
Athlete: It's just fromunda butter, framunda my nut sack.
Athlete: It's just fromunda butter, framunda my nut sack.
by BadSeedSam January 14, 2022
Noun: Description of a person who writes urban dictionary definitions and changes their psyudonym for the sake of not being got, got got.
Could be multiple, hundreds, or thousands of words and or psyudonyms
Could be multiple, hundreds, or thousands of words and or psyudonyms
by BadSeedSam January 14, 2022
Verb. An expression to describe the vast unimaginable proportion of what you are seeing in present time.
Such as: One of the seven wonders of the world, Big Foot, a momentous achievement, a big deuce, or a male pen15.
Such as: One of the seven wonders of the world, Big Foot, a momentous achievement, a big deuce, or a male pen15.
Toad: Babe Gran Canyon his hooge!
Babe: Yah! It's Bingess. Like your toes lol.
Kid: That's Bigness!
Dad: No dumbass that's Shaq, not Bigfoot!
Kid: Wah?
Babe: Yah! It's Bingess. Like your toes lol.
Kid: That's Bigness!
Dad: No dumbass that's Shaq, not Bigfoot!
Kid: Wah?
by BadSeedSam February 9, 2022