Floppysexual

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.

Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~

by Avracadabra July 01, 2020

SwagYoloKing420BlazeItBoy

What some 12 year old made his school username because it was cool at the time and now he can’t change it

Kid 1: “Hehe, hey SwagYoloKing420BlazeItBoy!”
SwagYoloKing420BlazeItBoy: “Please stop calling me that.”

by Avracadabra September 09, 2020

Horny

When pp go big

My pp went big, that means I’m horny

by Avracadabra September 09, 2020

Bitch

Your mom

“Bitch”

by Avracadabra September 09, 2020

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

by Avracadabra August 18, 2021

Horny

When pp go big

I’m horny because my pp went big

by Avracadabra September 09, 2020

Suicide

What schooling makes half of the world’s youth want to do.

“Man, school just makes me want to just suicide and be done with it all.”

by Avracadabra September 09, 2020