7 definitions by Auntie Olathe
(Adj.) A condition under which the patient identifies as someone with a greater net income/net worth than themselves.
Often seen in the clout-chasing endeavors of social media influencers & impoverished old money circles.
Often seen in the clout-chasing endeavors of social media influencers & impoverished old money circles.
Jacqueline’s transincome lifestyle often meant that she’d eat nothing but ramen noodles and wet cat food year-in, year-out— all in pursuit of bankrolling her rotating luxury handbag collection on a call center salary.
by Auntie Olathe November 26, 2021
by Auntie Olathe April 5, 2022
Better known in the States as "Posh Spice", Victoria Beckham is a member of the nreunited Spice Girls and a fashion designer. She is wrongly trashed by trashy tabloids like the "Sun" or "Daily Mail". Reviled by the fat chicks and gay men who are jealous that she is fucking David Beckham (sexy ass). Ironically, she is the skinniest Spice Girl and has had the most children (three).
by Auntie Olathe June 22, 2007
Any well-kept male sidepiece to a gay/bisexual man, particularly one of wealth & influence.
Portmanteau of badonkadonk + concubine
Portmanteau of badonkadonk + concubine
Meek Mill was heavily-rumored to be a secret badonkubine to multiple billionaires, including Patriots owner Robert Kraft.
by Auntie Olathe June 6, 2022
Ginger Spice was the famous moniker for Geri Halliwell during her time with the Spice Girls. Born in 1972, Geri was the oldest of the Spice Girls. The Spice Girls were formed in 1994 under the name Touch. After their renaming in 1996, they released their debut song "Wannabe" which went #1 in 22 countries, including the USA. The Spice Girls gained international success in 1997, with Geri considered the ring leader. After she left in 1998, she pursued a solo career. Her first solo album, "Schizophonic", was released in 1999. The first single, "Look At Me" was a #2 hit in the UK. The following singles, "Lift Me Up", "Mi Chico Latino", and "Bag It Up", were all #1 hits in the UK. Her sophomore album, "Scream If You Wanna Go Faster", was released in 2001. The lead single, a cover of the Weather Girls' 1982 hit "It's Raining Men", was Geri's most successful single, going #1 in 28 countries. Subsequent singles included "Scream If You Wanna Go Faster" (#7) and "Calling" (#8). In 2005, she released her third album, "Passion". The lead single, "Ride It" hit #4 on the UK charts. The second single, "Desire" only reached #22 and other single releases from "Passion" were cancelled. In 2006, she gave birth to her first child, a girl she named Bluebell Madonna Halliwell. Currently, Geri is working on her fourth album and is a United Nations advocate for the prevention of breast cancer. All in all, Geri has had the most successful solo career of all the Spice Girls.
by Auntie Olathe June 10, 2007
A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.
Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.
by Auntie Olathe July 1, 2007
A Girl Group from the UK that had a string of hits between 1996-1999. The group consisted of Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice), Melanie Brown (Scary Spice), Emma Bunton (Baby Spice), Victoria Adams (later Beckham) (Posh Spice), and Melanie Chisholm (Sporty Spice). They made the term "Girl Power" famous. They became famous in 1996 with their debut single "Wannnabe", which was an international hit and hit #1 in 31 countries, including the United States. Their debut album "Spice" was released in early 1997 and sold seven million copies in the US and 14 million worldwide. In late 1997, they released their sophomore album "Spiceworld" and the eponymous movie that became a box-office hit. The beginning of the end happened in 1998, when Geri Halliwell left the group due to career dissatisfaction. The remaining four released their third and final album "Forever" in 1999. The album failed to be as successful as it's two predecessors. The Spice Girls finally broke up in 2000 and all five have had solo careers with varying success. Altogether, the Spice Girls sold over 53 million albums and scored nine #1 hits in the UK.
by Auntie Olathe April 29, 2007