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Assbeard

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!
by Arran January 6, 2005
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debian

Im going to try install debain.. again..
by Arran August 3, 2003
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everything2

A site with Everything on it
www.everything2.com
Have you seen the How To Archive on everything2.com?
by Arran August 3, 2003
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Birdie

1) Raised middle finger.
2) Golf term, hitting the ball into the hole one under par.
3) Patronising word for a bird.
1) I birdied the bus today!
2) Alright! I got a birdie!
3) MOMMY! LOOK! A BIRDIE!
by Arran January 3, 2005
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ook

ook is from the discworld series
by arran October 6, 2003
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Grammatically Challanged

Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.
my inglish teecher sez dat im inprooving

(My English teacher says that I'm improving.)
by Arran October 23, 2004
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Fanboy

Someone far beyond a simple fan.
No, not the tye of fan which keeps people cool.

An arrogant person who goes into an outburst every time something he likes is questioned. Fanboys usually acuse others of being fanboys. Usually use 1337 and swarm MMORPGs. Fanboys caused alot of fallouts between people when they started arguing about consoles. If you insult something that a fanboy likes, he will spam your computer up and try to insult something that you like. Most words a fanboy uses are in 1337 or end with 'X0RZ' and they spell the work 'the' as 'teh' because they think that it is 'teh ro><0|2Z!!!'
e.g. Counterstrike is teh rockxorz!

Fanboys usually use the word 'own3d' if they beat someone.
Another annoying feature of a fanboy is that if he is loyal to a console, he usually goes to rival console forums and spams the place up with inults about how his console is 'better'.
They take the 'console war' very seriously, as if it's a real war.

(Although I'm a Nintendo fan, I hate Nintendo fanboys who can't shut up because a Sony fan said that Nintendo is for kids. Dude, chill out, the console war isn't a real war!)
Sony Fanboy: omg n00b nintendo is teh suckx0rz becasue its games are for kids because they dont have 100% violence! etc. etc.

Nintendo Fanboy: STFU N00B NINTENDO |2O><0RS SONY, TAKE AWAY GTA AND YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING! NINTENDO ISN'T FOR KIDS BECAUSE NINTENDO HAVE BEEN GOING FOR 100 YEARS+ etc. etc.

XBOX Fanboy: STFU BOTH U N00BS! XBOX is owned by microsoft the richest company in the world, you both suck!

Neutral Fanboy: OMG I DIED ON COUNTERSTRIKE WHILE I WAS MACROING! I MUST HAVE BEEN HACKED! I'M REPORTING TO GAMEMASTER!

All fanboys: OMFG U WERE MACROING N00B IM TELLING GAMEMASTER!
by Arran January 3, 2005
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