Random

Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.

Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!

by Arran January 06, 2005

Console War

The word 'console war' came about when a little competition broke into a petty argument caused by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others' consoles. The console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
Fanboys treat the console war as if it's a real war.

An argument between three types of fanboy:

"Nintendo is for kids!"
"Yeah, well Sony copied Nintendo's Gameboy with it's PSP!"
"Yeah! Well Microsoft are the richest company ever!"

by Arran January 03, 2005

Cutlass

1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.

1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!

by Arran January 03, 2005

Bogey

1) Golf term, putting the ball into the hole one stroke over par.

2) Dried snot.

3) An unidentified aircraft.

1) BOLLOCKS! I GOT A BOGEY!
2) I pick my bogies and eat them.
3) Peppy: Slippy, look out! Bogey on your tail! (Lylatwars, N64)

by Arran January 03, 2005

mtg

Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!

I Just bough a whole cycle!

by arran October 03, 2003

Fat

Slightly less formal word for 'obese'.

Look at the size of that fat bastard!

by Arran January 03, 2005

Par

Golf term. Between a bogey and a birdie.

Oooh... that was almost a birdie!

by Arran January 03, 2005