A totally wicked sauce that I use to make my chili even spicier.
A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.
Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike
with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.
One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?
That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.
What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.
Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!
A funny concept priced for the well-to-do corporate crowd. A computer that comes with WindowsXP Tablet Edition and is in two formfactors - a swivel screen notebook and a clipboard type thingie.
Microsoft's latest money making scheme is the TabletPC, meant for the rich.
When someone is the only one in the strip-club sitting in the area where you toss money to the strippers. By him being the only one he can put out however much he wants and the strippers are forced to dance for however much money the person is willing to give. Thus "Monopolizing It"
Person 1: Look over there Mike is really "Monopolizing It!"
Person 2: Yeah your right shes putting her tits in his face for $2!
Also known as shiznitty, shibby is an all-purpous extra-strength word used for when something...anything happens.
Woah, you got an '86 Honda 4-banger? Un-shibby!
You have a Mac? Unshibby!
Dude, those speakers are shibby, just check out the bass!
Your girlfreind is so shibby, I wish I had one. But I'm a nerd.