your to get murdured

Something that a chickenshit sissy would say when it couldnt squash its own beef.

This chickenshit sissy was jeallous of what I was doing so it told me "your to get murdured" and then I stopped doing what I was doing.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.

I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

death

To stop what you are doing and do something different.

I was driving down the street and I stopped at a red light, that was the death of my foward progress.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Charisma

1-Not to ignore some one, to interact in a situation.

2-A trait that skilled people have that helps them get by in a big city.

A gross stalker nasty greasy black fat over weight bastard just asked me for a ciggarette, am I going to ignore him?, no, I'm going to show my charisma and try to start a decent conversation with him instead.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

ultimadum

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.

"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"

by Anthony Wheeler November 01, 2007

murdur

To take something away from someone or something. To change someeone or something.

I was sitting down typing on the computer, but then I got murdured and had to go do something else.

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007