Anon.'s definitions

stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

by Anon. October 1, 2003

demoracy

That ineffable place where the best golfer can be black, the best rapper white, and the president a letter of the alphabet.

America! I love this country! - Y. Smirnov

by anon. June 9, 2003

Bifti

1) A man without troubles, yet troubled by the exact same thing which temporarily eliminates his troubles in the first place. A man about town, but one which is being chased for socially unacceptable behaviour. A man with small ideas but massive potential. A man with a vision, such a vision which will be smashed come morning or soberness.

2)Someone whose Drank to much

"Look out, Bifti's coming!"
"I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti"
"You've got us into another fine mess Bifti"
"Just this once Bifti"

by Anon. June 10, 2006

fair-weather friend

A person that is a brilliant friend while things are going well, but when the gong gets tough, the person ups and leaves.

when I was rich, Chris was such a great friend. But when I screwed up and lost everything, I never heard from him again. Chris is such a fair-weather friend.

by Anon. October 23, 2003

monkeys

another word for nuts (monkey nuts) ya herd

ooh that bitch kicked him right in tha monkeys

by anon. July 10, 2004

Bing

Someone who blatantly attempts to hide a lack of understanding in a skilled discipline (particularly in computing), using arrogance and the humiliation of others as key methods.

Used to describe a blagger

"He's a bit of a Bing"

"That Bing will never get that through QA"

by Anon. March 1, 2005

avatar

1) A small picture beneath a persons username in posts on forums.
2) Some kind of incarnation of a god.

1) user's avatar is a piece of crap.
2) Fear the Avatar of Zeus!

by Anon. October 3, 2003