An awkward, lame beach-goer.
A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.
A lover of cryptic words
Lexophiles do it with letters.
The state of being both a ho and a retard.
Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!
Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.
Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.
One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.
The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
Coiner of new words.
Urban dictionary is an oasis for neologues.
Southern slang for "your"
Hey kids, are these all y'all's pork rinds?