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The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Ball Vents mug.The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
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Get the Fart Pellet mug.I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
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Get the Bag Full of Monkeys mug.What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Crazy Check mug.Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
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Get the Cooking From Scratch mug.What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
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