Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.

I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Flowmaster

A girl who has got her period totally in check.

It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.

Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.

by Angus McCracken February 08, 2020

Afgrandmastan

What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.

Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.

by Angus McCracken February 14, 2021

Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Tracer Rounds

A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.

What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020