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by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020
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Get the Dart Team Goalie mug.Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
Get the Island Time mug.The practical name of any bean consumed by males; most specifically baked beans. Sometimes referred to as Mexican Bullets if eaten as a part of a beef and bean burrito.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Fart Pellet mug.Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
2. A rash of scabs that appears all over your itchy nuts. Brought on by unrelenting scratching.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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