Angus McCracken's definitions

Crazy Check

What all men universally fail to do 100% of the time before moving in with a girl.

A series of questions designed to evoke an overly emotional or possibly psychotic response that is disproportional to the subject of the question.

I should of given her the crazy check. She would of failed for sure !

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.

Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Afgrandmastan

What you call Grandma's house when your Grandma is as mean as a snake, can't remember shit cause she drinks 8 ounce of rum a day, and refuses to wear diapers cause somewhere on this planet shitting yourself is an actual sport.

Don't complain to me Sis about your tour in Afgrandmastan. Dad dropped me off in Afgrandmastan yesterday and I saw her porky pigging it up the stairs. Afgrandmastan is burned into my soul.

by Angus McCracken February 13, 2021

Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.

Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Dart Team Goalie

A nick name for someone with very bad acne.

Oh my that kid has so many zits he looks like the dart team goalie.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020