Andrea's definitions

shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

by andrea November 5, 2004

Saxo Hater Mike

A superstar
drives a cool car

misunderstood by the swansea morons

beyond definition

by Andrea March 26, 2004

Z3

standard government approved unit of measurement used to quantify the degree of extension of an object that cannot be aptly measured in the field.

"the value of Z3 is in fact only an estimate, as even our bravest researchers cannot be persuaded to make a firsthand measurement"

by Andrea November 10, 2004

Coney Island whitefish

An old expression for a used condom found on the beach

The beach has gotten so dirty you can't sit down without landing on a Coney Island whitefish.

by Andrea March 7, 2003

Ozhan

This term can be used to define many varieties of wildlife that come out at night, generally male, in the daytime they are generally linked to some technological medium.

Therefore, upon sighting of an 'Ozhan' in the evening (usually at Heat) one would say "look! it is Ozhan, isn't he a fine fellow"

by andrea September 12, 2004

yeg

The sound one makes while falling to the ground after being surprised by being kicked in the back of the knee.

Originated when Shelby Findlay was kicked in the back of the knee.

(Kicks in back of knee)
"Yeg!"

by andrea May 13, 2005

ugly duckling syndrome

Beautiful people who didn't get pretty until high school or later, and were nice because they were ugly. The niceness carries over through life.

She's got ugly ducking syndrome.

by andrea February 5, 2003