27 definitions by Anal fairy

Anal sex

Something you girlfriend/wife has done with every other man she's slept with except for you

Man i loved having anal sex with your wife while you thought she was a pottery classes

Idiot !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Attractive girl

The very definition is fluid ,by that I mean it really depends on how much beer has been consumed ( come on let in on its clever)

Wow that fat stinking bitch from earlier all of a sudden looks like an attractive girl " bartender one last drink " she'll be gorgeous by the end of it ,!

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Pedophile

See bill clinton

Man that Clinton is a pedophile I mean how many times did he fly the lolita express even while in office ?

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Mum

The lady that teaches you to use your first vibrator

But mum it hurts can I take it out of my bum now

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Dp

What me and the lads do to your wife while your at work ,and we film it you fucking idiot ,did you think she could live with your tiny cock?

Sure baby next time we dp you we will let you use lube ,but this time it hot and hard

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Hillary

Meaning ,cheat ,liar con women child rapist evil deviant

Man that Hillary Clinton should be locked up ,the they fact she walks free shows you how fucked up society is

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018