Alpha's definitions

Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets because they never use the toilet.

He is such a max payne

by alpha November 9, 2003

WoLF

(n.) An organization that will conquer and lead to paradise. -W arriors O f L egacy $ F ortune-
(v.) To engage in any act of pwnage.

Wolves will lead us to paradise...

by ALpHA September 30, 2003

Earthlink

Lousy, bloated ISP that has lousy outsourced technical support from India. Also subject to busy signals and outages and other problems on dial-up. Earthlink might have once been above AOL and MSN but the quality of their service and support is slipping fast.

After a half-hour on the phone, and survivng the guilt-trip expert who tried to convince me otherwise, I was able to dump Earthlink and switch to a faster local ISP that doesn't outsource it's support to people who don't understand English. I hope they don't keep billing me like they did with other people who cancelled.

by Alpha May 21, 2004

flag

The strangely important goal of one spartan elite in a CTF match in the FPS game Halo. It can be either the colour red or blue and when picked up can be used somewhat effectively as a large stick to beat on fellow players.

"Its the flag man. You know its the flag, its just the flag!"

by Alpha May 11, 2004

skadaba

An expression used for retarded people to account for retarded situations.

I pooped on your front lawn! Skadaba!

by ALpHA August 29, 2003

stroudie

A general term used to describe any as-yet unsuccessful artistic type with tie-dye plumage and a distinctive mating call of REM's 'everybody hurts'.

STROUDIE rocks my world

by Alpha March 26, 2005

Usk

This is a term used for absolutely nothing. It has no meaning.

I'm hungry usk!

by ALpHA August 17, 2003