Alex Quantashassle's definitions

the eternal grunt

What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.

Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Hobblesucked

When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

madly

Country slang for being a bit reclusive, a bit unorthidox, a bit unchristian, and a bit eccentric.

Willie Nelson could be said to be a bit madly because he's never been known as a very talkative fellow.

by Alex Quantashassle July 18, 2008

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

awlarse

Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use)

"You can be such an awlarse at times!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005