Alex Quantashassle's definitions

recorded

To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.

"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

electronic

Another word for 'cool'. Used mostly by juvenile 10-13 yearold males in their Blink-182-filled desire to create their own language.

"Dude, like totally look at the I-Pod my mum gave me!"

"Electronic!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

sensis

Childish, almost Popeye} way of predicting the future (see example below).

"I sensis sumfin bad's going to happen to you in the next 10 seconds!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

madfish

Affectionate term to a woman or man who shouts alot. A little boganish, but the love is there.

"Hey madfish!"
"WHATS UP, MOFO????!!!!!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005