Alex Quantashassle's definitions

exposure

What you get when you expose yourself. Can be extremely and extremely bad. Sometimes at the same time.

"Woohoo!"
"Oh dear lord! Hide your eyes girl, from this un-called for exposure!"
"I'm trying to Father, but the shining blossom of doom is attracting me with it's evil despatriations!"
"Dear lord!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

preparation

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

installing

installing, is the act of sticking the male sex organ into the female sex organ. Thus, INSTALLING it inside the girl.

"My Limewire is currently being installed into your system!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

terrain

A way to describe someone you have slept with. That person is your terrain.

"Julie? Yep, she's my terrain.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Barstard

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.

"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

info

Abbreviation slang for information. It's easier to say and it sounds cooler.

"Can you give me some info on the History assignment."
"No! Do your own work!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005