Alan's definitions

;v

This emoticon represents the face of someone who has just had a load blown upon them.

My face is covered in man batter! ;v

by Alan April 19, 2005

chili dog

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

by Alan September 29, 2003

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

stairway to heaven

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.

There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.

by Alan December 11, 2003

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

by alan March 6, 2004

Russian cuisine

The national cuisine of Russia, the Ukraine and sometimes Georgia. Often quite delicious, though sometimes with dramatically different tastes from typical American fare.

Poppy seed rullet, fresh-baked rye bread, soft cheese, various soups and stews, borscht, kvass (small beer), stuffed cabbage leaves.

by Alan June 4, 2004

le chique le cool

the zen-point of coolness, presented with an airy, devil-may-care attitude.

damn. where did lola get that bandana? it's le chique le cool, nuff said!

by alan October 19, 2004