Alan's definitions

Bozark

One Who Is Really Stupid and Irrational.

Wow Sally! You're Quite Bozark You Stupid Bitch!

by Alan January 11, 2004

bulls

Early Bowery term for officers of the law, possibly originating in the late 19'th century. Also called flatfoots.

1900's textile cart driver: "Zeeser Gottenyu! You've poisoned my horse! Oh thank God, here come the bulls.

Monk Eastman: "'ello officer Fitzpatrick, this cart-driver's waving a gun at me!"

Corrupt 1900's cop: "'ey, ye sold me wife some moth-eaten fabric about a week ago, and now yer falseley accusin' this nice fella o' poisonin' yer horse, I oughta hall ye in!"

cart driver: "this man poisoned my horse, and you're halling me in? You filthy Irish pig! And you, horse-poisoner, a shande, a shande for the Goyim!"

Eastman: "the Goy is my hand-servant, good luck jackass!"

by Alan June 4, 2004

PTB's

The Powers that Be. See the Man.

Keep this on the hush-hush, we don't want the PTB's catching wind.

by Alan May 9, 2004

FBM

it started out as a shirt company in 1993 called Fat Bald MEn. Then later developed in to a kick ass bmx company. they have multiple bmx videos out

Did you see that bmx video from FBM called Albert Street? It was some sick shit

by alan January 15, 2005

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003

shaik-down

what happens if you get in bed with the South African goverment, make all sorts of self-enriching deals, live the life, and eventually the scorpions catch on to you.

the shaik-bros are in for a bit of a shaik-down!

by alan October 21, 2004

gynormous loser

People named Nikki or called Nikki or something to that sort.

I was talkin to this chick Nikki and she was such a gynormous loser.

by alan January 2, 2005