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someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.
where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.
by alan May 04, 2004
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someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).
god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'
by alan June 02, 2004
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a very very short person (or other short object)
Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.
His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.
by alan April 06, 2004
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A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.
Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.
by alan April 07, 2004
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