Aaron's definitions

hardass

n. 1 an indivudual who is partiucularly hardcore, and or acts way too hardcore for his or her own good.

2 An indivudual who sports thier mullet proudley.

You must think you're some kinda hardass or somthing

damn, he's a hardass.

by Aaron November 24, 2003

Scarpnut

Bloody residue left over after beating off with an abrasive material

Goddamn Scarpnut left me with no skin on my dick

by Aaron November 6, 2004

TLF

Abbreviation for Tender Lovin' Fuck.

Clare Danes is most definitely a TLF, not an HF, as she is wholesome, sweet, and seemingly intelligent.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

bj

abbrev. for when a guy puts another guys penis in his mouth and shoves it into his throat.

Man, you gave me the best bj ever.

by aaron May 13, 2005

hatefuck

To have sex, especially in a rough manner, with someone who one finds physically attractive but personally loathsome. Sometimes abbreviated HF in polite company. Antonym: Tender Lovin' Fuck (TLF).

"Man, I would like to hatefuck Ann Coulter," said Jeff, a staunch liberal.

by Aaron January 26, 2004

mullet

Also known as the "three-eleven".

"Hey barber, give me a three-eleven."

by Aaron February 18, 2003

foo'

like foo except with proper use of the apostrophe for the omission of the letter l. A contraction of the word fool

Fast food will make you fat foo'!

by Aaron December 23, 2004