ASSHAT's definitions

Impy

That NS guy who asks for man secks, but asks for just a little more.. His spelling skills is the same as a retarded kid in the 3rd grade

Impy is the sort of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, but wouldnt have the balls to swap over.

by ASSHAT December 7, 2003

Disfunktshun

Dysfunction. He owns you and all of your base. See also, manseks

I lubed up my Distunktshun, before I proceded to rub it's shaft.

by Asshat April 24, 2003

z3ll

see "asshat"

Look out its paul the z3ll

by asshat June 6, 2004

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

dong

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!

he had a small dong

by asshat January 22, 2003

asschin

Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.

The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>

by asshat January 22, 2003

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

by Asshat September 4, 2003