ASSHAT's definitions

z3ll

see "asshat"

Look out its paul the z3ll

by asshat June 6, 2004

asschin

Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.

The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>

by asshat January 22, 2003

Tellonophonica

An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."

"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!

by Asshat January 16, 2005

king

the only real government.

The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!

by Asshat January 23, 2005

Disfunktshun

Dysfunction. He owns you and all of your base. See also, manseks

I lubed up my Distunktshun, before I proceded to rub it's shaft.

by Asshat April 24, 2003

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

by Asshat September 4, 2003