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11. king
the only real government.
The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!
by Asshat Jan 23, 2005 share this
10. Tellonophonica
An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."
"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!
by Asshat Jan 16, 2005 share this
9. new year's resolutions
Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.
"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"
by Asshat Dec 31, 2004 share this
8. z3ll
see "asshat"
Look out its paul the z3ll
by asshat Jun 6, 2004 share this
7. larathiel
a death elf with a serious enferiority complex.
EFC is such a larathiel
by asshat Apr 28, 2004 share this
6. Impy
That NS guy who asks for man secks, but asks for just a little more.. His spelling skills is the same as a retarded kid in the 3rd grade
Impy is the sort of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, but wouldnt have the balls to swap over.
by ASSHAT Dec 7, 2003 share this
5. Fadunk
The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.
That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.
by Asshat Nov 18, 2003 share this
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