11 definitions by Asshat

king

the only real government.

The king was tight so the people would say long live the king!

by Asshat January 23, 2005

z3ll

see "asshat"

Look out its paul the z3ll

by Asshat June 6, 2004

asschin

Where you have a very deep cleft chin and it looks like a ass crack.

The advantage of an asschin is: you can blow your nose and wipe your ass at the same time>

by Asshat January 23, 2003

larathiel

a death elf with a serious enferiority complex.

EFC is such a larathiel

by Asshat April 29, 2004

Tellonophonica

An old word from the lands of HERE. Originally meaning "Get out of my banana hut", it now means "THE BAGPIPES WERE SCREAMING CHICKEN AT THE LITTLE KIDS."

"Hey Look! Its Tellonophonica!

by Asshat January 16, 2005

Fadunk

The act of slapping another person in the face with your cock. Hence leaving a large, red mark on their cheek.

That bitch wouldnt shut the fuck up so i had to fadunk her from across the room. Knocked the bitch out cold for two hours.

by Asshat November 19, 2003

Impy

That NS guy who asks for man secks, but asks for just a little more.. His spelling skills is the same as a retarded kid in the 3rd grade

Impy is the sort of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, but wouldnt have the balls to swap over.

by Asshat December 8, 2003