AP's definitions

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004

poop sack

a bag of poop hanging from one's anus to catch poop as it uncontrolably spews out

my cat craps like crazy, he needs a poop sack

by ap April 15, 2004

zon

the sun in Dutch

umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"

by AP December 23, 2003

jeet kune do

"Way of the Intercepting Fist"

An American martial art philosophy invented by Bruce Lee. JKD takes what is useful and assimilates it into it's arsenal. Of the martial arts, it is the least restrictive. Any one who practices JKD in the same way as Bruce Lee is doing it wrong, it is intended as a way of personal expression. Truely an American idea, it has no set techniques.

I'm tired and probably screwed this up, read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do by: Bruce Lee for the full scoop.
-AP

JKD, it sounds funny!

by AP January 4, 2004

Euge

(Latin) Hooray!!!1

Dude, you pwnd that nublet. Euge!

by AP January 22, 2004

Eheu

(Latin): An exclamation of sorrow or anger; Oh no!, Oh dear!

Eheu! You just completely got your shit ruined! Eheu!!!1

by AP January 22, 2004

Phantom Punch

When you're tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. Then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of NUT!!!

"CORY WIPE IT OFF MY FACE!" Shayna

by AP January 24, 2004