AP's definitions

bearclaw

The appearance of a wedge in a woman's genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes.

The grandpa said Andria had a nice bearclaw.

by Ap March 12, 2005

Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

by ap May 13, 2005

Road Trip

A Road trip is a car trip that is defined by the word "trip". The trip is a not the journy but a feeling that you get after smoking to much.

i was driving up to Reno and i had a Road Trip. i started framing out and i almost took a one way offramp to the bottom of the mountain!!

by AP October 3, 2004

ford

Found
ON
ROAD
MOTHERUCKING DEAD

did you see that ford lol , some hoodlums dropped it onto the struts and made off with the tires and rims.

by AP October 4, 2004

Ford Probe

A sports car with a fairly tight racing suspension, anda little torqy 4 banger.

It has a limiter at 114 but the 4 banger will pump you upwards of 60 mph in under 9 seconds WOOT go 4 banger.

hah some dude in a getta Gl tried to mob on my probe. maybe on the high end of the spectrum, but we was reading my anybody but Bush sticker, SUCKA!!. *squeel eeeeeeee *sliding around corner*

by AP October 4, 2004

Ford Anger

This truck is a cross breed between a 89 ranger and some serious dispositions a freind may have twards his truck.

the Ranger label NOW reads ANGER due to serious beatings.

HAVE YOU SEEN FORD ANGER, well i have shit that truck sounds horrid, id be angry to. Take it to a muffler shop, i think your cat's cracked.

by AP October 4, 2004

Naff all

"Nothing at all" in a derogatory way.
Similar to (but not as rude/crude as): Fuck all, Sod all or Bugger all
A lot stronger (but less funny) than: Zilch or Dibbly squit

You stayed in and did naff all today and you expect me to clean the house and cook dinner the minute I come back from work.

by AP November 25, 2004