ANDREW's definitions

Camila Mendez

Thee most beutiful girl to ever live. She is perfect in every possible way. I love her to death and wish we could be together forever. Love you so much baby

Camila is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

by andrew January 13, 2005

loan shark

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.

i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!

by andrew July 21, 2004

unversation

conversation about nothing

seinfeld episode #1
jerry talks to george about which button should be done up...

by andrew January 30, 2004

homsar

homsar is the awesome song from the sixties. He was raised by a cup of coffee and his getting to free country was the pride of the peaches. his hobbys include being crushed by heavy lourdes and getting his jenga ship shanked.

YOU SHANKED MY JENGA SHIP-homsar

by andrew February 14, 2004

I told you I was hardcore

The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.

If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.

by andrew October 2, 2005

ricer

a car that 1) has a park bench mounted on their trunk 2) has a whale tail mounted on the trunk 3) has less torque than my 1-10 scale electric powered RC car 4) cuts people off on the highway

hey rice boy, why did you buy that park bench, u could just go steal one at night - punks

by Andrew November 23, 2004

ride bitch

to ride in the middle of the backseat of a car

Please don't make me ride bitch again, I want shotgun!

by Andrew December 3, 2003