ANDREW's definitions
by Andrew January 4, 2004

by Andrew May 1, 2003

someone of a very shady reputation, whom you would borrow money from only as a last resort. they'll charge outrageous interest, and if you fail to pay up, they'll send some of their goons to break your legs.
i borrowed money from vito the loan shark. i missed a payment, and his thugs come around and broke my arm!
by andrew July 21, 2004

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments
She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.
by Andrew February 13, 2003

homsar is the awesome song from the sixties. He was raised by a cup of coffee and his getting to free country was the pride of the peaches. his hobbys include being crushed by heavy lourdes and getting his jenga ship shanked.
by andrew February 14, 2004
