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1. The original founder of Buddhism. Born in India, founded the base philosophy and values of the system of Buddhism. Lived the life of what we would know as a bum, originally a member of the Indic royalty, leading a simple, yet prosperous and enjoyable life.
Siddhartha translates into " He who attains his goals ".
by Ass Assassin August 31, 2003
 
2.
A real man in every sense, amazing in bed, good to talk to, great athlete. But real men are hard to live with, thus a Siddhartha ends up lonely.
Tracy: I met this siddhartha at the club last night and we totally hooked it up.
Stacy: Must be some siddhartha, i dont see him anywhere around now.
Tracy: oh! you know.. sluts and siddhartha is like superman and kryptonite.
by the slut i am June 20, 2011
 
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A book in which nothing ever happens. 151 pages of pure torture. Nobody wants to read a book about a spoiled rich Indian kid who wants spiritual whatever, and if they do, by the grace of god have mercy on their soul.
Helga: Hey, did you read that Siddhartha book?
* Yancy pulls out a gun and shoots self in the vagina *
by xOjenna August 31, 2007