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a. (verb) To obtain something good, especially in a manner that is fortunate and/or timely.

b. (noun) Something obtained in this manner.

Coined by players of the popular TCG (Trading Card Game) Magic: The Gathering, the term is derived from the phrase "might as well" and originally applied only to cards topdecked exactly when most needed. It has since expanded in meaning to include pretty much anything lucky, unexpected, though the primary meaning remains the same.

Usually used only by TCG players, especially Magic players.
He was going to swing for the win next turn, but I mised a Wrath of God to sweep the board.
by GrifterMage February 15, 2005
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Originally derived from the expression "might as well", as in "you might as well draw a disenchant". It was then shortened through excessive use to "mise" and used in reference to a lucky draw: "I mised a disenchant." Now it is simply used to describe anything good.
by Mo Chedda August 25, 2003
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verb - "to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good."
noun - "something unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good"
"Your girlfriend is such a mise!"

"I had to mise my last fireblast off the top to win the match, and I did! I'm such a miser!"

"I can't sleep, as my roommate and her boyfriend have been mising all night long in the next room. =("

"'Mise!' he cheered gleefully when he learned that his opponent had misregistered his deck."

"With all the holiday shoppers, I can't believe that I mised a front row parking space!"
by MB May 05, 2003
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A short version of the expression "Might as well."
Mise well jump, go ahead and jump.
-Van Halen
by Jukebox Hero January 21, 2004
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to obtain, particularly in a very fortunate way or at a fortunate time.
"Where did you get that car?" "I mised it hardcore off that idiot down the street."
by Greg November 02, 2003
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A person that is blonde and ditzy that lacks the ability to understand rude things you say about them as long as you say it in a nice tone of voice or end the text with a smile =)
I texted mis e and said she was a ditzy, sleezy, dumb trick ass bitch =) and she came right over and gave me a blow job.

I got tired of explaining simple things to mis e so I told her to fuck off and she sent me nude pics.

The thing I love most about Mis e is you can tell her she is stupider then fuck with a smile on your face and she just thinks you want to fuck. When you fuck her she is too stupid to know which hole is the right one so you can just fuck them all.
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Used to mean Maersk International Shipping Education, but also refers to any such person in this program/slave-colony.
MISE's are selfish, stubborn, ignorant, arrogant and alcoholic and all apire to be GAP (Generally Approved Prick).
Many MISE's believe Karlslunde (Denmark) to be hell on earth, or at best "the shit-hole above all".
MISE's used to be controlled by the Sisgaards, a robotic breed of super robots that try to act human - with little success.
MISE's have to go through two years of slaving in Maersk before they are fully brainwashed and claim to have "become blue".
A MISE can be recognized by his/her Unique ID tattoed on their ass and the STAR branded on the other bum cheek.
Furthermore, they have 2/3 the muscles of regular people and have a nervous tick mumbling 'No more CAPS, oh God (Papa Moller) please noo!"
"I see MISE!"
"Look at that arrogant cunt" "Yeah, must be a MISE"
"Are you okay dude, you look... you look kinda Blue"
"Why do you have a star on your right bum cheek??"
"Did the activity room camera just turn..?"
by nahoJ draagsiS September 02, 2008
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