ANDREW's definitions

Shit Mouth

A person who eats shit.

Hey "shit mouth" how is your mom?

by Andrew November 24, 2003

Bump that Trunk

To fuck a girl in the ass/pussy.


Fuck in general.

-Did you bump that trunk
-Hell yea


I'd bump that trunk

She got her trunk bumped

by Andrew March 16, 2004

camel

My wife, I love you <3

Camel, will you marry me?

by Andrew February 21, 2005

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 11, 2005

Lesbone

adj. slang for lesbian

dat girl was all over that other chick whata lesbone

by Andrew September 15, 2004

gottem

What you yell when you grab a fine girls ass or tits.

When I grabbed Christel's tits, he yelled "GOTTEM!"

by andrew June 27, 2003

hamsamich

H omosexual A nd M arried S traight A rea in Michigan. Otherwise known as Gaylord.

Last weekend we were driving through the hills of HamsaMich and these two gay married straight guys jumped on our car trying to get us to give them a Rusty Trombone. see rusty trombone.

by Andrew January 20, 2004