AAAAAAIDONTKNOW's definitions

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

Unintelligible Crete

A person who is so idiotic that everything they say is incomprehensible

A: I think pedophilles should be part of the LGBTQ+ community

B: Most likely because you are an unintelligible crete

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW December 24, 2021

Bitch⁉️

Text you only type when you’re confused asf

‘I’m lesbian’
‘Bitch⁉️ You simp for multiple men‼️`

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW July 4, 2022

👨 👨 👦 👦

A gay couple with two sons

My family is not described by the 👨 👨 👦 👦 Emoji

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW April 2, 2022

Swig

A drink or a sip of a drink, especially an alcoholic drink.

“Lemme get a hit of that swig”

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 12, 2022

✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨

A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage

1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 3, 2022

googur

A small possum

‘Look at this lad’
‘Is that Googur??’

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW September 14, 2022