16 definitions by .&:&3&83

He need some milk

Something you yell when you see someone get badly injured

Group of friends sees a random dude fall off his bike and break his legs open
Guy 1: OH SHIT!!
Guy 2: Call 911!
Guy 3: HE NEED SOME MILK!!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

egregious and stentarian flatulence

When your farts are really loud and wet

that Taco Bell gave me a severe case of egregious and stentarian flatulence

by .&:&3&83 November 11, 2017

Taco Bell

When you shit all over the place

HOLY FUCK MAN WHAT HAPPENED?!
Taco Bell.

by .&:&3&83 February 4, 2018

Red sus

What people say in among us when they got no evidence

Alright who killed green
Red sus
It was definitely red I saw him vent
Vote red

Red was not the impostor

by .&:&3&83 September 24, 2020

Alabama Tuna Melt

It’s a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...

Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!

by .&:&3&83 March 18, 2019

K’d

When you send a really long and thoughtful message to someone and they reply with a K.

Guy 1: Hey how did your girl think of that valentine’s text you sent her?
Guy 2: I got K’d
Guy 1: Ouch that must have hurt.

by .&:&3&83 March 23, 2018