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2059

It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!

Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 28, 2021

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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

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It is my turn on the XBOX

What a kid says when he wants to play on the XBOX.

Joe: Yes! I completed this game!
James: Joe, It is my turn on the XBOX.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 22, 2021

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common

po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.

Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

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