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fuck oyu

A misspell of the word "fuck you". Fuck is not misspelled but the you is.

Guy 1: Fuck oyu!
Guy 2: Don't you mean "Fuck you"?
Guy 1: FUCK OYRU CORRETIONS!
Guy 2: Go to spelling school.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021

Guy 1

Someone who is forced everyday in his life to be an example in Urban Dictionary definitions.
He wants to be free.
He also has a brother, Guy 2.
It is said that he is used in every example in a sentence in Urban Dictionary.

Guy 1: I can't!
Urban Dictionary writer: Give an example of the definition!
Guy 1: No....
Urban Dictionary writer: Then I will delete you from this text if you can't.
Guy 1: NO! Okay I'll do it!
Urban Dictionary writer: Good.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card

I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!

Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

A

The first letter of the alphabet. Or, you search this up when your bored. Do something for once in your life.

Teacher: What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Kid 1: A!
Teacher: Correct!
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Person 1: I am going to search the letter A on urban dictionary.
Person 2: No wonder why your parents had to divorce and leave you with your foster parents.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 12, 2021

24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher

Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

It is my turn on the XBOX

What a kid says when he wants to play on the XBOX.

Joe: Yes! I completed this game!
James: Joe, It is my turn on the XBOX.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021