40 definitions by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

fucking lazy

When someone is too lazy to fuck a girl.

Women: Hey, wanna fuck me?
Man: Ahh man, i don't feel like fucking today.
Women: Wow, your fucking lazy! Hmph.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 1, 2021

Glue

Confused with semen.
Glue is sticky gooey stuff that makes stuff stick to it.
It can be used for cheap repairs.

Guy 1: Oh no, my hat is split in half, How can I fix it?
Guy 2: Hey, we can use some Glue.
Guy 1: That sounds like a great idea!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ July 1, 2021

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

Chronic Boredom

It's what I have currently.

Guy 1: Why aren't you doing your homework?
Guy 2: I feel like I have Chronic Boredom... I have nothing to do... I have no interest in anything....

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

Urban Urban Dictionary Dictionary

When your bored so you go to the next level and search this.
I'm just as bored as you.

Dumbass: I'm going to type Urban Urban Dictionary Dictionary in Urban Dictionary.
Person: Please... go to the fuck to sleep.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021

24/7 on computer

When you are always on your computer every day 24/7
This is a condition that occurs the most if your a:
Redditor
Twitter user
Youtube watcher
Urban dictionary reader
Netflix watcher
Xfinity watcher

Guy 1: That guy has been 24/7 on computer
Guy 2: Oh man, his eyes are going to be fucked soon.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021