Glue

Confused with semen.
Glue is sticky gooey stuff that makes stuff stick to it.
It can be used for cheap repairs.
Guy 1: Oh no, my hat is split in half, How can I fix it?
Guy 2: Hey, we can use some Glue.
Guy 1: That sounds like a great idea!
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Scrumpy

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
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But at what cost?

A deep-psychological thought that one thinks about when they win without any effort or in a different situation that is awkward. This also can cause some emotional feelings.
Guy 1: *kills my teammates on accident and I win...*
Guy 1: I won...... But at what cost?
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e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS
Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.
Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.
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I am painis cupcake.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*
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