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old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2021

Chronic Boredom

It's what I have currently.

Guy 1: Why aren't you doing your homework?
Guy 2: I feel like I have Chronic Boredom... I have nothing to do... I have no interest in anything....

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 27, 2021

Guy 5

Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5

Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

fuck oyu

A misspell of the word "fuck you". Fuck is not misspelled but the you is.

Guy 1: Fuck oyu!
Guy 2: Don't you mean "Fuck you"?
Guy 1: FUCK OYRU CORRETIONS!
Guy 2: Go to spelling school.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021

14k

You call this internet?
I call this the most fucking goddamn piece of shit motherfucking hunk of shit oblivious ass-sucking connection!
This is extremely slow internet.
It takes around, what? 50,000 years to do anything on the internet?
(YES, THIS WAS A REAL INTERNET CONNECTION.....)

Guy 1: Hey, what type of internet connection do you use?
Guy 2: 14k
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself, you worthless piece of shit! Why would you use that type of connection!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 21, 2021

Wrong

The number one fear when working on a test. This is a life or death situation in a test.

Dan: I got a question wrong on the test
John: Oh no... that means the teacher is going to go crazy again!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

common

po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.

Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021