‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎'s definitions

Extraordinarily bored

Probably what you are when reading this.

Guy 1: I am so extraordinarily bored.
Guy 2: Me too. I too am also extraordinarily bored.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 7, 2021

common

po** definitions on urbandictionary.com are the most common thing to come across.

Guy 1: I am going to search up "Melon" on urbandictionary.com
Melon:
Said when extreme c**ming happens.
Guy 1: Uhh, is this really common on urbandictionary.com?

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

when the impostor is not sus

wait, WHAT THE F***

Guy 1: when the impostor is not sus
Guy 2: not funny didnt laugh

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 6, 2021

Guy 5

Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5

Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Wrong

The number one fear when working on a test. This is a life or death situation in a test.

Dan: I got a question wrong on the test
John: Oh no... that means the teacher is going to go crazy again!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

Lag

An occurance that happens when one or more's internet connection is slow.
This causes the person's input to be unresponsive than normal.
This causes the following symptoms:
Rage-inducing hair-loss
Smashing of computer
Extreme language
Heart attacks
Hitreg issues
Suicidal thoughts
Depression

Guy 1: I am winning!
Guy 1: Wait, that shot did not register!
Guy 1: IM HAVING LAG!
Guy 1: *died*
Guy 1: aa..... aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *SMASHING KEYBOARD AND COMPUTER*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 10, 2021

2059

It is time to STOP LOOKING UP THE YEARS! I, BORROWED the time machine from the last guy who stole the time machine and smashed it so that we can't TRAVEL ANY MORE!!

Guy 1: What will happen in 2059?
Guy 2: The universe may not exist.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: Or ROBOTIC OVERLORDS WILL TAKE OVER OUR WORLD!!
Guy 2: Or we will have a futuristic city!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 28, 2021