4 definitions by (...kujos mom)
When soneone usually a control freak thibks tgeyre educatimg you but theyre not
Theyre entertaing themselves maybe you but mostly you
Theyre entertaing themselves maybe you but mostly you
by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022
Ignorant Jenny: "Mmm Wats this?looks good.." ( reaches in. Chip ready..)
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"
Mourning Karen: " Dont do that. Its not cooked. Thats raw Skeleton on the gelatin"
by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022
As the name clearly and obv- states;
-Half camel half lamb.
-Camel in Lambs Skin..
OR. Lamb wearing camel skin.
But the fucked up knees are camelian.
Some sport camel hump.
Some born plain.
Ones born w'hump..assumed to be Retards@Playgrounds/ Quasi Ba Ba
-Half camel half lamb.
-Camel in Lambs Skin..
OR. Lamb wearing camel skin.
But the fucked up knees are camelian.
Some sport camel hump.
Some born plain.
Ones born w'hump..assumed to be Retards@Playgrounds/ Quasi Ba Ba
Phone rings.
Its Dairy.
🐮 " yo humpty! Lets go to the forbidden grassland tonight. Im feeling malmoorished.."( sighs. )
CameLamb: " Stop Calling Me That Im a Dam Sheep..( ba's quietly.drifting / fading out..softly..)
" Ba- ba! JK
BaHaBaHababaabaaaa"
Dairy: " Dont blame me you came out of one of those ..dumb moths..named you after your specie n shit.."
Its Dairy.
🐮 " yo humpty! Lets go to the forbidden grassland tonight. Im feeling malmoorished.."( sighs. )
CameLamb: " Stop Calling Me That Im a Dam Sheep..( ba's quietly.drifting / fading out..softly..)
" Ba- ba! JK
BaHaBaHababaabaaaa"
Dairy: " Dont blame me you came out of one of those ..dumb moths..named you after your specie n shit.."
by (...kujos mom) April 18, 2023
* As in:" Your kids", "Your dog",. "Your.
friends",.. Or "Your mother"
Or the dreaded, rarely used( lol)
"Your Wife"
* WHEN you saying They HIS Kids Now.
- BC maybe you cant handle all 7 kid under 10 in public. Safely. Legally. Theres not enough leashes.
Plus last time one got lose.
Legally Now Both parents have to be present any time all 7 go in public AKA wen i leave da 🏠
In other words. You no here. We ALL here. Er day. ALL Dam Day.
LEGALLY u cant leave them Alone.
ESP at a 🏨
How long front desk gun stay quiet?? They 👂from our room 🐩 yapping, 👶#2 bitching , ...HOW Long??
~WE AIN' T @ HOME NIGGA~
You use obnoxious drill ober 20 minutes- They gun be at your door.
They gun hear bby#2 #4 crying.
Why u chose hotel no allow kids
* Used To Remind Someone Of their.
ownership.
( - Dont get impregnated by a man not willing to take KUJO, the rescue dog with PTSD, to training classes (acquired after shelter life~? irrelevant-- BUT it is.
-Strengthens responsibility of said parent, in this scenario.
=" YOUR!!!______"
Be Careful
friends",.. Or "Your mother"
Or the dreaded, rarely used( lol)
"Your Wife"
* WHEN you saying They HIS Kids Now.
- BC maybe you cant handle all 7 kid under 10 in public. Safely. Legally. Theres not enough leashes.
Plus last time one got lose.
Legally Now Both parents have to be present any time all 7 go in public AKA wen i leave da 🏠
In other words. You no here. We ALL here. Er day. ALL Dam Day.
LEGALLY u cant leave them Alone.
ESP at a 🏨
How long front desk gun stay quiet?? They 👂from our room 🐩 yapping, 👶#2 bitching , ...HOW Long??
~WE AIN' T @ HOME NIGGA~
You use obnoxious drill ober 20 minutes- They gun be at your door.
They gun hear bby#2 #4 crying.
Why u chose hotel no allow kids
* Used To Remind Someone Of their.
ownership.
( - Dont get impregnated by a man not willing to take KUJO, the rescue dog with PTSD, to training classes (acquired after shelter life~? irrelevant-- BUT it is.
-Strengthens responsibility of said parent, in this scenario.
=" YOUR!!!______"
Be Careful
(Wife calls husband:)
Wife: " Where the fuck are you? You know I got bingo tonight! And tonight we going out for LaKeyShaw' s bday."
Husband: "Didn't ya'll go out last week for LaLockShaw's bday?"
Wife: 👏" Irrelevant."
( long pause)
Wife: " When are you going to be here to babysit YOUR____ dog?"
" Next door neighbors kids still playing kickball in their dam front yard. You want KUJO killing one dem kids?"
( long pause)
Wife: " AND you left hard core industrial work tools/ construction texh. ALL over the backporch. Do You Want Me To Break A Nail? Or a nail to go in KUJO paw?"
( long pause)
( treated)
He home. Im late for pre drinks..i mean bingo nite. But..)
Wife: " Where the fuck are you? You know I got bingo tonight! And tonight we going out for LaKeyShaw' s bday."
Husband: "Didn't ya'll go out last week for LaLockShaw's bday?"
Wife: 👏" Irrelevant."
( long pause)
Wife: " When are you going to be here to babysit YOUR____ dog?"
" Next door neighbors kids still playing kickball in their dam front yard. You want KUJO killing one dem kids?"
( long pause)
Wife: " AND you left hard core industrial work tools/ construction texh. ALL over the backporch. Do You Want Me To Break A Nail? Or a nail to go in KUJO paw?"
( long pause)
( treated)
He home. Im late for pre drinks..i mean bingo nite. But..)
by (...kujos mom) October 20, 2022