Definitions by "bob"

ashley 

a walking collection of STDs (genital warts included)

"I wouldn't touch Ashley with a ten foot pole" -any self respecting guy

ashley by "bob" September 1, 2008

HIMEOBS 

HIMEOBS (n) - His Imperial Majesty's Elite Orbital Bomber Squadron

Rumor has it that HIMEOBS is planning an orbital strike soon, but nobody knows where it will occur.

HIMEOBS by "Bob" August 11, 2006

swote 

Swote (adj) - A positive adjective describing something that is cool or funny, but at the same time witty or clever.

"Rearranging the church sign letters to say, 'Free enemas!' was pretty swote man."

swote by "Bob" August 11, 2006

LAIL 

LAIL (adj) - lail is used to describe something that is unintentionally funny and/or embarassing. This word is rumored to have either been started by Chris "Raab Himself" Raab from the indie movie Haggard or by the discordians after perverting the phrase "lol".

"I JUST HAD SEX WITH A FAT CHICK!"

"Lail. Hope you like having herpies son, that bitch is skanktacular. By the way, she slept with 4 other dudes tonight."

LAIL by "Bob" August 11, 2006